But it true! Doug back from 6-month vacation! And Doug brought back...Chibi Doug with Doug!
Us am get to it!
Who am that guy behind camera? Ooh! It musta been Vacation Doug!
Oh, but them smelly feet just no same without Paragon peoples!
(Doug sorry for raunchy shot, but it too good to pass up! Come on, Doug am troll! What you expect?!)
Yup. City am just no same without Doug. So...you am forget all drama! You am forget all worries, 'cause..
That right, Doug am back to patrolling! 'Cause baddies pee pants when them see Doug.
Doug go up...up...AND AM AWAY!! (Hmm. Maybe it's finally time to respec and give Doug flight?)
And Doug bring back...Chibi Doug!!
(Shhh. Him no look like it, but him baddie!)
Here am where Doug compare size with funny hat lady! Him so tiny!
You am rest easy, city peoples. Doug on watch again, now.